You Can Hire ‘Man Servants’ by the Hour to Help Get Over Your Ex

Back in May I became single. It is no lie that I was devastated, but I am embracing the single life now.

However, I just so happen to stumble upon something you can do to get over your ex very quickly. They are called 'man servants'. According to Broadly, Man Servants offer "a luxurious social experience, emotional support, and, of course, eye candy".

Get your mind out of the gutter! This isn't anything scandalous. Check out the video to get a good idea of what these guys do.

This is strictly emotional support!

The sad thing about this is that these services are currently only available in Los Angeles, New York, and Palm Springs. However, I will keep my fingers crossed that it will make its way to the SBC.

Oh! Did I mention that there are multiple types of Man Servants you can order?

• The ManServant (The O.G.)
  • "Trained in chivalry and lady psychology, he’ll turn all your guests into queens for an unforgettable experience. Our signature service includes cocktails, photoshoots, pampering, and round-the-clock adoration."
• Office ManServant
  • "He’ll arrive to the office with her favorite coffee order, play personal assistant, rub overworked shoulders, and pose for pictures so she can show off her hot new assistant on Instagram."
• Cabana ManServant
  • "He’ll swim up drinks right to your floatie, provide towel service, and play grillmaster."
• Heartbreak ManServant
  • "He’ll destroy all evidence of her ex’s existence, list off all the amazing things about her (and terrible about him), and remind her she’s better off."
• Arm Candy ManServant
  • "Whether it’s to please your parents, displease your ex, or disarm your frenemies, Arm Candy ManServant is there for all social functions."
• Domestic ManServant
  • "He’ll vacuum, do the dishes, and take out the trash without the nagging and all of the adoration."

BTW you can order a Man Servant for a friend! I kinda want to send one to my grandma...