Alexandra Capotorto
Adele Once Stole a Burrito From Katy Perry
And today, Saturday, July 14, we present to you the stupid news of the day! We kind of can’t believe we’re actually writing this, but it’s so hilariously absurd that we just had to share it with you.
Adele Reportedly Already Spent $50,000 on Nursery for Baby
So first Adele shocks the world by announcing she’s pregnant, and on the same day Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced they were divorcing no less. Rude. Then there’s the rumor that not only is she pregnant, but that she’s seven months pregnant and is due to give birth before summer even ends. And now it’s being reported that she has already spent $50,000 on the baby’s nursery!
Adam Levine Spotted Holding Hands With New Girlfriend
We tried keeping our cool for a hot second when we saw this picture, but it didn’t last the full second. Sadly, we’ve given up hope that our beloved Adam Levine would notice us and walk hand-in-hand with us, but he’s chosen to do so with another lady by the name of Behati Prinsloo. Oh, she’s also a 23-year-old Victoria’s Secret Model. The nerve…
Katy Perry’s Spinning Bra Is Actually Pretty Dangerous
We all know that aside from being known for shooting fireworks out of her bosom (you can tell us they’re shooting from your heart all you want Katy, they’re coming from your boobs), Katy Perry is also known for her wacky outfits. From whipped cream bras to carousel dresses, she’s done it all. But what’s causing the singer the most drama is her spinning bra.
Jay Sean + Tyga Teach ‘Sex 101′ in Seductive New Video
Do you guys remember Jay Sean? You know, that guy who sang the song ‘Down’ that goes a little something like “Baby are you down, down, down down down? / Doooooown, dooooown.” Good. Now that you’re all caught up on our singing skills, we’re here to inform you that he’s back, along with Tyga, with a new video for his track ‘Sex 101′ and it’s a complete 180 from ‘Down.’
One Direction’s Liam Payne Is Definitely Not Engaged
All of you One Direction fans can breath and joint sigh of relief. Your man Liam Payne is 100% not engaged to his girlfriend! All of you can now go back to planning on how you’re going to make him yours when you see him in concert next. Don’t worry, we used to do the same thing back when Nick Carter was still hot.
Kelly Clarkson’s ‘Stronger’ Fastest Selling Single in ‘Idol’ History
Kelly Clarkson can cross another item off of her long list of accomplishments. Arguably the most famous ‘American Idol‘ alumna, Clarkson’s single ‘Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)’ off her album ‘Stronger’ became the best-selling ‘Idol’ single of all time, even knocking fellow ‘Idol’ winner Carrie Underwood back to second place. Underwood held the title when her single ‘Before He Cheats’ was re
Watch Maroon 5 Don White to Perform ‘Moves Like Jagger’ + ‘Payphone’ on ‘Today’
Our lovers in Maroon 5 performed on ‘The Today Show’ this morning (June 29) as part of the Toyota Summer Concert series and someone — we’re looking at you Adam Levine — forgot to hand us our formal invite. Fans even waited in line to see the band since 4 am during that crazy rain and thunderstorm, but no worries, because Adam totally heard about your dedication.
Maroon 5 Cover Prince’s ‘Kiss’
If you haven’t already picked up Maroon 5‘s newest album ‘Overexposed,’ then you should probably march yourself over to the nearest corner and sit for a time out. We’re basically a walking advertisement for the album for two reasons: 1) We’re hoping Adam Levine will somehow notice us; and 2) The bonus tracks on the album are pretty sick.
Brooklyn Students and Parents Launch Flash Mob to LMFAO + Black Eyed Peas
We don’t know what’s worse in this situation: the fact that parents, yes, parents — those people whose goal in life is to embarrass you no matter how old you you are — joined together for a 10-minute flash mob, or the fact that they chose to do it to LMFAO and the Black Eyed Peas.
Listen to Carly Rae Jepsen + Owl City’s ‘Good Time’
A few days ago we told you all about newest “It-girl” Carly Rae Jepsen’s collaboration with Owl City on a new single called ‘Good Time.’ We only had an 18-second sneak peek of the track then, but now, we have the entire song!
Why Did Britney Spears Cry at an ‘X Factor’ Audition?
We know that rumors of walk-offs and ADHD have been circulating around our Queen Britney Spears on the set of ‘X Factor,’ but the latest story involves someone making our girl cry. At first we were worried someone upset Brit, but when we heard it was an emotionally-charged audition and not someone being mean to Ms. Spears, we were okay.