Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Remember that time the Beatles got back together? Neither do we, but this girl group member does, explaining, "You know how the Beatles broke off -- they all did their solo projects and they came back together and they were even stronger."
‘(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum’ Gets a Music Video With Jimmy Kimmel, Jamie Foxx, Miley Cyrus + More [VIDEO]
Back in February on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!,' actor Jamie Foxx performed a song (with a little help from the show's host) for Channing Tatum with the double-entendre title '(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.'
Well that little diddy, originally performed only on a piano, now has an official music video, and features help from Olivia Munn, Gabourey Sidibe, and Miley Cyrus. And, of course, some Matt
Chris Brown + Miley Cyrus Unsurprisingly Voted Worst Celebrity Role Models by Parents
In today's News of the Obvious, lady-beater Chris Brown and Miley "has she become a stripper yet?" Cyrus have been voted the worst celebrity role models in a recent poll of 2,400 parents around the world.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Adding credence to the old adage that when it comes to brains, pro athletes are sometimes a few players short of a team, this former basketball player once bragged, "We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees."
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Probably Won’t Get as Much as They Want for Baby Photos
Now that the prodigal Kardashian princess has arrived as a result of the union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, momager Kris Jenner can rest easy that the new bundle of joy will bring the family a hefty payday.
Just not quite as much as she once might have.
Leonardo DiCaprio Is a Break-Dancing, Midget-Tossing Jerk in ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ Trailer
The new 'Wolf of Wall Street' trailer is full of ... well, everything. Including but not limited to Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill acting like tools, Matthew McConnaughey acting like a crazy tool, and enough primates, cash and scantily-clad ladies to make anyone want to see this movie.
Oh, and for the 'Jackass' loving crowd, they even throw around a little person. (Seriously.)
Melissa Etheridge Is Probably Getting a Call from Brad Pitt About Those Angelina Jolie Comments
Yesterday (June 17), we told you singer Melissa Etheridge criticized Angelina Jolie's decision to get a preventative double mastectomy, saying it wasn't a brave choice, but a "fearful" one.
Turns out Etheridge is a friend of Brad Pitt's -- so naturally, when he was at the premiere for 'World War Z' (aka 'That Brad Pitt Zombie Movie'), he was asked about her comments.
Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan-Tatum Share First Picture of Daughter Everly [PHOTO]
Sexiest Man Alive (now Sexiest Dad Alive) Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum recently had their first baby, a girl they named Everly. And now the proud new parents are giving everyone a peek at her.
Adam Lambert Adorably Flubs Pittsburgh Pride Set List + Will Work With Queen Again [VIDEO]
After giving a thorough and thoughtful interview to promote his upcoming performance at the 2013 Pittsburgh Pride festival, Adam Lambert took the stage at Pride in the Street (June 15). And brought a bit of confusion along with him.
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
She wasn't due until next month, but apparently the bun in her oven decided it was fully baked, thanks -- because Kim Kardashian has given birth to a daughter.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This socialite and daughter of rock royalty is a fan of Jennifer Aniston's -- just not her hideous face. As she tells it, "I like her cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Well, they do say ignorance is bliss. This rock star once said, "Only dumb people are happy."