Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."
Street Art Depicts Kim Kardashian Knocked Up With an Alien – Photo of the Week
We've called Kim Kardashian many things, but "art" is not one of them. (That would make Leonardo DaVinci and the rest of the Ninja Turtles roll over in their graves.)
But tongue-in-cheek street art? That, we'll take.
George Clooney + Stacy Keibler’s Relationship May Be Past Its Sell-By Date
Sounds like Stacy Keibler and George Clooney are on their way to splitsville, with the silver fox once again reclaiming his Bachelor of the Millennium title. (We might have made up that honorary.)
‘Bad Lip Reading’ Pits Jennifer Lawrence + Taylor Swift in an Epic, Five-Legged Battle [VIDEO]
Bad Lip Reading is a YouTube channel which puts words in people's mouths based on what it looks like they're saying. And for enjoyment purposes, they're all the wrong words.
If you want to hear Jennifer Lawrence say, "I have Taylor Swift in a big coffin. She wanted to fight me. She was a fire-walker. She has five legs," then this is the video series for you.
Supervillain Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber’s Worst Birthday Even Worse-er
As you've most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.” Except, you know, he didn't. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she'd cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.
Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling "TAKE TH
Shia LaBeouf + Alec Baldwin Are Still At Each Other’s Electronic Throats
The saga of the Broadway play on which Shia LaBeouf bailed continues, as Alec Baldwin, hurt that LaBeouf would share his private emails, fires back -- and LaBeouf returns fire by making even more personal notes public.
It's like our own little celebrity version of WikiLeaks.
Sir Elton John Is So Rich, He Can Afford a Separate Hotel Room Just for His Glasses
As you count down the hours until payday, consider this: Elton John has so much scratch that he recently requested an entire climate-controlled hotel room solely for his collection of trademark glasses.
Demi Moore Finally Wants to Be Free of Ashton Kutcher – Personally and Legally
Sixteen months after parting ways with Ashton Kutcher after a messy cheating scandal, Demi Moore has finally gotten around to filing for divorce.
Justin Bieber Was Booed at His Own Concert For Being Beyond Fashionably Late [VIDEO]
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Justin Bieber's fans may be quick to mob anyone who criticizes him, but after he showed up a full two hours late for a performance in London -- on a school night, no less! -- all those Beliebers turned their poison arrows on him instead.
So Miley Cyrus Has Blue Hair Now [PHOTOS]
Just when you thought Miley Cyrus couldn't get any more rebellious than driving around with blow-up dolls, dancing with strippers and cropping her bleach-blonde hair super short, she goes and dyes that hair blue.
Or, if her Twitter is to be believed, silver with highlights that make it look blue in every single photo.
Olivia Wilde Tells Justin Bieber to Put a Shirt On, Is Immediately Called an Old Lesbian
Olivia Wilde bravely went where many dare not dwell (except for Patrick Carney, who seems to enjoy igniting the ire of teenage fan bases) by insulting Justin Bieber on the interwebs.
This, of course, prompted Beliebers the world over to fetch their torches and pitchforks in defense of their demigod.
Sharon Osbourne Sends NBC a Special Love Note as ‘America’s Got Talent’ Lands Heidi Klum [VIDEO]
Sharon Osbourne laid to rest all rumors that she quit the reality show 'America's Got Talent' over a feud with fellow judge Howard Stern, saying it all had to do with how NBC treated her son Jack.
NBC, on the other hand, has long since moved on -- it's now scored supermodel Heidi Klum as Sharon's replacement.