Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Amanda Bynes Was Videotaped Either Dancing or Exorcising a Demon [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Amanda Bynes was seen dancing in New York City -- if you can call what was captured on this video "dancing" and not "being attacked by a swarm of invisible locusts" or "my butt itches but I don't want to scratch it in public."
Or maybe she was just twerking out again.
Charlie Sheen Went to Scotland to Hunt Down the Loch Ness Monster (No, Really)
Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.
Bradley Cooper + Gerard Butler’s Bromance Is Still Going Strong – Photo of the Week
BFFs Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler recently hung out together at the Wimbledon finals in London, bonding over their matching jackets and completely ignoring the existence of Cooper's girlfriend Suki Waterhouse.
Oh, like you wouldn't.
Johnny Depp Is Pretty Sure He’s a ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Fan
Much like Jennifer Lawrence before him, actor Johnny Depp has admitted he not only watches the TLC show 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,' but he also likes it.
Maybe that's because it hasn't caused him any car accidents yet.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Spent July 4th Together in Matching Outfits [PHOTO]
In our least favorite couples trend, recently reunited duo Katy Perry and John Mayer showed off their patriotism in matching stars and stripes outfits. Blergh.
Remind us again why it's disrespectful to let a flag touch the ground, but it's totally cool to wear it all over your body?
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
When asked about then-presidential candidate Barack Obama, this rapper didn't believe that was his real name. As he ranted, "That ain’t no f—ing name, yo ... You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f— outta here."
Lindsay Lohan Received a Donated Carvel Ice-Cream Cake in Rehab for Her Birthday
Lindsay Lohan may have celebrated her birthday at the Cliffside Rehab Center in Malibu with her long-suffering lawyer Shawn Holley, but that didn't mean she didn't have her cake and eat it too, because Carvel donated one.
Paris Hilton Says Sex Tape Leak ‘Destroyed’ Her + It’s ‘Pathetic’ When People Do It on Purpose
Heiress Paris Hilton is really squicked out when people leak their sex tapes in order to gain fame and notoriety -- even though a leaked sex tape is probably the only reason any of us have ever heard of her.
In fairness, though, she (by all accounts, anyway) had nothing to do with that tape being made public.
Shannen Doherty, Jennie Garth + Ian Ziering Have a ‘90210’ Reunion at a Chippendales Show [PHOTOS]
Making good on their promise to see co-star Ian Ziering's turn as a Chippendales dancer, Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth arrived in Las Vegas for a 'Beverly Hills 90210' reunion of awesome on Sunday (June 30).
Also: shirtlessness.
Rihanna Ran Into Jennifer Lawrence in Paris + Time Didn’t Stop or Anything [PHOTO]
Rihanna and Jennifer Lawrence are not two names you'd normally expect to find in the same sentence -- except when RiRi just so happens to run into J. Law during Paris Fashion Week.
Only the Soothing Voice of Adam Lambert Can Get This Baby to Stop Shrieking [VIDEO]
Some babies cry pretty much all the time like a shrieking siren of doom -- except apparently when Adam Lambert is rocking them to sleep with his voice. And he doesn't even need to be in the room to do it.
Avril Lavigne + Chad Kroeger Are Married
Avril Lavigne is now officially Mrs. Nickelback, as she and the band's frontman Chad Kroeger tied the knot yesterday (July 1) in the South of France. It's apparently where all the pop-punk kids swap vows these days.