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Some Dude Slashed His Wrists in Front of the ‘Today’ Show Audience [PHOTO, VIDEO]
A man attempted to commit suicide -- or at least garner a lot of attention -- in front of a live taping of the 'Today' show. And while the program has been in a ratings slump, this probably wasn't what it had to mind to fix that.
Amanda Bynes Has a Not-So-Secret Secondary Twitter Account
Amanda Bynes has been getting a lot of heat recently for what she's been saying on Twitter -- specifically using gay epithets and talking about "ugly" black people. But now she's found a kindred spirit who shares her exact feelings.
Just kidding. It's still her.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together.
While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.
Kim Kardashian + Kris Humphries Are (Finally) Officially Divorced
A year and a half after separating and countless tumultuous legal battles later, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced.
That Woman Miguel Kicked In the Face May Have Suffered Brain Damage
Remember that time at the Billboard Awards when Khyati Shah, who innocently went to see Taylor Swift and possibly throw rotten tomatoes at Justin Bieber, ended up being kicked squarely in the head by singer Miguel?
So does she, and she's not doing so hot.
It’s a Girl for Kim Kardashian + Kanye West
Get ready to welcome Khristetta into the world, because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially expecting a daughter this July.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Nose Jobs and Gay Slurs and Slapfights, Oh My
Amanda Bynes continued her long, snowballing descent into the comfortable walls of a padded cell this weekend, talking about plastic surgeries and picking all sorts of fights.
Snooki Waxes Poetic About Pregnancy + Motherhood in Her Upcoming Book [PHOTO]
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has gone through a real transformation. After she and fiance Jionni LaValle had their son Lorenzo, she needed baby advice but didn't feel most of it was useful. So now she's written a book, 'Baby Bumps', to rectify that for other moms-to-be.
Some Perv Pretended to be One Direction’s Harry Styles to Solicit Minors for Sex
The internet has the potential to be an amazing -- or a terrifying -- place. In the case of John Eastman, it's super creepy.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Maintaining She’s Sane, Loving Rihanna + Not Loving Us
Even though many people think Amanda Bynes has gone off the rails in the past few months, she still claims she hasn't -- which makes us wonder what kind of "normal Amanda Bynes" behavior we've been missing out on all these years.
Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?
Get ready for that to happen again.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.