Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
McDonald’s Mozzarella Sticks Are Missing Mozzarella — And People Are Furious
Customers think McDonald's is being more than just a little stingy with a new menu item.
Mark Zuckerberg’s Closet Is a Depressing Place of Bland Sameness
When you make as much money as Mark Zuckerberg, you can afford to spruce up your wardrobe. The thing is, he's just not interested.
Caffeinated Toothpaste Gives Your Teeth the Jump It Desperately Needs
Not content to Crest on its laurels, the toothpaste business is taking Aim at an Aquafresh idea.
Clueless, Hapless Fireman Has No Idea How to Use Hose
Of all the things firefighters need to know, this should be pretty high on the list.
America’s Best Job Isn’t Even Close to Being Obvious
Think you know what the best job in America is? Think again because there’s no way you do.
McDonald’s Is Trying to Kill Us With Chocolate Drizzled Fries
The latest innovation McDonald's is either mouth-watering or potentially life-ending. You decide.
Adorable Girl Can’t Stop the Giggles When Dad Explains Snow
This precious snowflake is amused by actual precious snowflakes.
Farting Waffle Iron Makes Breakfast a Heckuva Lot More Fun
Let's hope this meal smells a whole lot better than it sounds.
‘Ruggie’ Alarm Clock May End Your Days of Oversleeping
Big snooze -- err, news -- in the alarm clock world.
Donald Trump Is Now Attacking the NFL, Who’s Left?
Donald Trump is on the warpath. Again. Or still. Whichever.
What’s the First Thing You’d Do If You Won the Powerball? [POLL]
A good portion of the US has dollar signs in their eyes now that the Powerball jackpot has soared to an insane $800 million.
You’ll Bust a Hip Laughing at Grandma Trying to Use the Elliptical Machine
You can't spell "elliptical" without "e-p-i-c," which is exactly what kind of a failure this was.