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Drinking 7 Shamrock Shakes Is St. Patrick’s Day Gone Wrong
This guy didn't get into the spirit of St. Patrick's Day as much as the spirit of St. Patrick's Day got into him.
Skateboarding Drunk Will Never Ever Ever End Well. Ever.
Everyone knows you shouldn't drive drunk. This knucklehead proves you shouldn't skateboard that way, either.
Famished Marksman Cooks Bacon by Shooting Rifle
The expression "It's as American as apple pie and baseball" should probably be changed to "It's as American as hunting and bacon."
Fed-Up Man Creates Handy Guide for Saying Hello to Women
Hello. H-E-L-L-O. It's one of the simplest words in the English language, two syllables in length and easy to pronounce, yet it's wreaking havoc on our ability to socialize.
Photo of Hair Freezing Contest Winner Will Give You Hypothermia
We know, we know -- the winter weather has left a lot of us feeling loopy about how to make the best of things. Well, perhaps no one has gotten more out of the season than this threesome.
95-MPH Fury 325 Roller Coaster Will Turn Your Insides Out
You say you like roller coasters? Well, get ready to be blown away.
Man Who Swallows Live Goldfish Discovers That Was a Bad Idea
Goldfish make great pets. One man also thinks they make great snacks.
Idiot Throwing Brick at Car Somehow Knocks Himself Out
It's like they always say: don't throw a brick at a car window if you aren't wearing headgear.
Important Survey Reveals World’s Sexiest Names
Scarlett Johansson's parents knew what they were doing.
Man Body Slams Female Teacher During School Basketball Game
Somebody doesn't understand what the word "pickup" in "pickup basketball game" actually means.
Little Caesars Bacon Crust Pizza Will Delight, Then Kill You
Hey, guys, we don't want you to worry or anything, but we think you should know that Little Caesars is trying to murder us. But at least they plan on taking us down with a full belly and a smile on our faces.
89-Year-Old Grandpa With Game Goes on Tinder Dates
Dating is tough,no matter how old you are.