I'm just an average man with an average life. Oh, wait. That's already been used in a song. Anyway, I'm a Lafayette native, graduate of Beau Chêne High School and Princeton University, and a lifelong (mostly suffering) New Orleans Saints fan. Growing up, I wanted to be the world heavyweight champion. I've at least attained heavyweight status. I've been told that if I were a wrestler, I'd be called the "Hot Mess Express."
Ian Auzenne
Saints Turn Locker Room Into Nightclub After Big Win
If you're the New Orleans Saints, how do you celebrate a record performance and a massive beatdown of your opponents? By turning the locker room into a nightclub!
Two Freedom-Loving Bros Ask City To Create Second Independence Day
The video from the council meeting is gold.
Woman Arrested, Accused Of Pouring Booze Down Drive-Thru Worker’s Mouth
An Oregon woman is facing a DUI charge after police say she poured Hennessy into the mouth of a Taco Bell drive-thru worker.
Truck Spills Cane Syrup In French Quarter
New Orleans public works crews are in the process of cleaning up a cane syrup spill on North Rampart Street.
Steer’s Horns Break Guinness World Record
A Texas longhorn living in Alabama has set a new Guinness World Record--and that's no bull.