Kevin Fitzpatrick

You can take the girl out of the ‘Jersey Shore‘ house, but you just can’t take the ‘Jersey Shore’ house out of the girl.  Let’s test that theory!  Among a few key changes taking place with the upcoming sixth (hopefully last) season of ‘Jersey Shore,’ it seems at least one housemate is keen to make a change…of address!

What year is this?  If Ashton Kutcher returns to hosting duties for MTV’s hit prank show ‘Punk’d,’ does that mean ‘The Matrix’ sequels have come out?  Did President Gore implement his global warming solutions?  Are we still waiting for Guns ‘N’ Roses to release their masterpiece “Chinese Democracy?”  Well, if MTV ever takes a break from showing wall-to-wall music videos, we’ve got good news for As

It’s FOX’s Upfront week, meaning we’re finally getting answers to some of the bigger questions that have been hanging over ‘Glee‘ all season long.  Namely, what’s going to happen to the graduating seniors?  How will Rachel, Kurt and others play any part if the characters move to New York?  And perhaps most importantly, what new and celebrity faces might we see in the season to come?

Please, make it stop.  Chevy Chase, you break our hearts whenever you open your mouth about ‘Community.’  That’s right, it seems as though even weeks after the fervor of ‘Community’ star and comedy legend Chevy’ Chase’s feud with series creator Dan Harmon seems to have died down, the silver-haired comedian is at it again with any reporter who asks.

It almost sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it?  Two of America’s most charming Southern-flavored actors doing a buddy-detective story on cable?  Perhaps an oversimplification, but for now it seems like HBO has won the bidding war to the high-profile new drama ‘True Detective,’ written by ‘The Killing‘s own Nic Pizzolato.

Yes, its really happening.  Like Pauly D before them, Nicole ‘Snooki‘ Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley have spun off into their own series, and rather than the network burning and destroying the footage for the abomination it is, it looks like the aptly-titled ‘Snooki & JWoww‘ has been given an official premiere date.  No, it’s not December 22, 2012.