Best Jokes From Justin Bieber’s ‘Comedy Central Roast’

"Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time ago- give the boy an ass-whuppin' he deserves." 

And with that, roastmaster Kevin Hart kicked off "The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber", taped Saturday night at Sony Pictures Studios for broadcast March 30 on Comedy Central. Other roasters included Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O'Neal, Ludacris, Jeffrey Ross, Martha Stewart (who by all accounts, killed it) and surprise guest Will Ferrell, who appeared in his Anchorman persona of Ron Burgundy. In case you can't wait until March 30, here's a sampling of some of the best jokes of the night.

"Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one." – Kevin Hart

"Congratulations Hannibal Buress, you are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him." – Snoop Dogg

"I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what's more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather?" – Ron Burgundy

"Justin's fan are called beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards." – Natasha Legerro

"A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn't won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy." – Jeff Ross

"Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." – Hannibal Buress

"Selena Gomez couldn't be here tonight. Just because she didn't want to be here." – Kevin Hart

"Jeff Ross, you're the only person on this dais making 95 percent of your yearly income tonight." – Hannibal Buress

"Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road." – Shaquille O'Neal

"Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance." – SNL's Pete Davidson

"Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that high. And he uses your music to torture people." – Shaquille O'Neal

"Chris D'Elia is here. He's Justin's favorite comedian. Wow. What an endorsement. That's like being Shaq's favorite poet."– Jeffrey Ross

"I've come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D'Elia." – Martha Stewart

"Hannibal Buress is famous for exposing Cosby. He's only famous for exposing Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby hurt those women without ever caring about the consequences … that Hannibal Buress would become famous." – Pete Davidson

"Justin, you are the King Joffrey of Pop."– Jeffrey Ross

"All these rappers on stage and Martha stewart has done the most jail time." – Natasha Legerro

"Justin wants to be black so bad he's actually seen Kevin Hart's movies in theaters." – Ludacris

"He's Justin Bieber's favorite comic, which is why he has 'duh' in the middle of his name." – Kevin Hart, introducing Chris D'Elia

"Those Calvin Klein billboards you made are terrible. And I was in Whitney." – Chris D'Elia

"Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He's going to play Peter Dinklage's shadow." – Natasha Legerro

"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours." – Justin Bieber

Source: People.com