Bristol’s Top Five Worst Emails Received Today
We all get some crazy emails in our email inbox... Especially if you've had a specific email account for any length of time... Spam is frustrating to some, but to me, it's a source of endless amusement!
Unsolicited Email They Sent Me Lint Lizard Review - Buy One, Get One When You Order Today
The sad thing is that I know what a Lint Lizard is. It's this nifty contraption that cleans the lint out of your dryer and prevents household fires. See, I'm pathetic. I wonder how many they'll sell today?
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me ErcetileDyysfuncnitonWillNotBeGivenAChhanceToRuinYourLife!
Sweet! I don't have a penis! And my husband doesn't need it thank you very much!
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me Lose up to 4 dress sizes by Valentine's Day!
Well, isn't that cool!?! I could take an unproven drug like HCG and lose like never before! I could also drink battery acid.
More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me Free "Insulated Travel Bag" for Joining or Renewing Membership
Now, I realize I'm no Spring chicken, but I hardly think I qualify for AARP.
Even More Unsolicited Email They Sent Me View photos of Christian singles in your area
I've gotta wonder what said Christian singles would say about hooking up with a married woman?!?! BTW, we're celebrating our fifth wedding anniversary in March... I guess I should start shopping instead of writing this:)
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