This grosses me out.

Think, in 40 years we'll be telling our children, "In my day, we actually DRANK coffee!"

That day is soon approaching because now a company is making coffee that is completely chewable! Because why drink coffee, when you can freakin' eat it??

Nootrobox is responsible for the ground-breaking product called "Go Cubes". These things are basically little chewy cubes that have 50 milligrams of caffeine. Eating two of them will give you the same amount of caffeine as a regular cup of Joe.

Their cheapest option of six four-packs will cost you a little over twenty bucks.

They're on sale now at, but I must warn you, if you buy these, I will slap you in the face.