Coca-Cola Introduces New Technology, Saves Us From Our Social Media Selves

Everywhere we turn these days, we see people glued to their smart phones. I'm guilty of it myself. Well Coca-Cola is here to save the day.

The soft drink giant is on a mission to make the world a little more engaged without the use of a smart phone. Call it a blast from the past, if you will, but thanks to The Social Media Guard, they're making that happen.

Reminiscent of a cone that pets wear after surgery, this product guarantees it "takes the 'social' out of media and puts it back into your life." And much like your dog's cone, it will keep you from licking those social media stitches.

Imagine the places you'll go and the people you'll meet when you're not staring at your smartphone. It's time to wake up and smell the roses, people!

Oh wait, you can't because of that confounded cone.