Did The Robots Rank These Texas Buc-ee’s Stores Correctly?

Its hard to find someone in Louisiana that doesn't love a solid road trip stop to a Buc-ee's in Texas. After being in the car for hours, without food or bathroom stops, there's no better sight than seeing that big smiling beaver on the side of the building.

But is picking the right Buc-ee's that important? Really the reason that people LOVE the Buc-ee's brand so much is the consistency. They always have super clean bathrooms, fully stocked snacks, all the fountain drinks you'd ever need, and fresh food. Not to mention the massive jerky selection.

So are there better Buc-ee's than others? If you were to rank all of them, could you find enough differences to separate them? It would be incredibly hard to carve out enough little differences to really put space between these stores, especially in Texas. We're talking about paper-thin margins here if we're going to rank them. Which is why people probably couldn't rank these out very well...and that's where the computers come in.

Honestly, I hate artificial intelligence. I hate the idea of people using it to replace jobs, the fact it steals human work and repurposes it as "new" content, I hate that we're training it to replace ourselves. But that doesn't mean there aren't things that computers are better at than humans. Something like this, where you need to dig deep into very close calculations. That's why artificial intelligence was brought in to split between these Texas Buc-ee's locations. After the machines were asked to rank them, here's what they came up with.