We are 17 days away from the official first day of summer. The weather is heating up, and swimming pools are slowly opening back up. It's time to ignore the fact that you don't have a beach body due to quarantining, and get ready to show off your busted can of biscuits on a pool float!

Amazon, Kangaroo Pool Float. Emoji Pool Raft

They come in all shapes, colors, sizes, and designs. I decided it was time to find some of the more unique and weird pool floats that Amazon has to offer. I was not disappointed in the least bit. You can float on some poo, give your other half that ring she's been annoying you about, or pretend you are an aqua bull rider.

Llama Pool Float from Amazon

Avocado Pool Float from Amazon

Poo"L" float from Amazon

Inflat-a-Bull float from Amazon

Inflatable Ring float from Amazon

Ramen float from Amazon

Log Raft float from Amazon

Trump float from Amazon

Pizza float from Amazon

Floating Wine Glasses from Amazon