'Girls Don't Poop' Commercial Is the Best Commercial Ever

No, this is not a parody commercial from a sketch show. This is the real deal. Really. I checked, and it's an actual commercial for an actual product sold to the public called Poo-Pourri. You have to see this for yourself.

The creators of the product explained the impetus behind it on YouTube:

Some say the secret to a happy relationship is separate bathrooms, but those people have never tried Poo~Pourri, the classy, sassy, ultra effective way to leave the bathroom smelling better than you found it. Our award winning before-you-go toilet sprays come in several different sizes and scents. Go ahead...join thousands of happy customers who've tried Poo~Pourri for fun and keep using it because it really works!