Michael Lohan Back To Jail Today (Not Even 12 Hours After Released From Jail)

Well ... YESTERDAY I posted about how Michael Lohan got arrested for domestic assault on his girl friend Kate Major ... the judge asked "Can (you) read (the restraining order.)" The judge then told him if you even THINK about Kate you're going back to jail .....

Bail was set at $5,000 ... which good old Mike posted at 6pm. He goes home ... gets drunk and bored calls Kate. Police come for him ... he jumps off a balcony.

I wish I was making this up. The story from Radar Online.

Police in Tampa said he violated the terms of his release from jail by calling his ex gal pal Kate Major on the phone overnight, just two days after his arrest on battery domestic violence charges in connection with a fight they'd had.

The Hillsborough County State Attorney's Office, at that point, authorized Lohan be arrested for the violation.

Police said when they tried to catch up with the New York native at the motel he was staying at (Tahitian Inn), Lohan jumped out of a third story balcony before running from officers, who apprehended him after a foot chase.

I want to change my last name to Lohan ... that way no matter what I do I'll ALWAYS be slapped on the wrist.

One day a while back I was reading Aesop's Fables ... read this story and thought about the Lohan family.

A dog used to run up quietly to the heels of everyone he met, and to bite them without notice. His master suspended a bell about his neck so that the Dog might give notice of his presence wherever he went. Thinking it a mark of distinction, the Dog grew proud of his bell and went tinkling it all over the marketplace. One day an old hound said to him: Why do you make such an exhibition of yourself? That bell that you carry is not, believe me, any order of merit, but on the contrary a mark of disgrace, a public notice to all men to avoid you as an ill mannered dog."

Moral:  Notoriety is often mistaken for fame.