One Direction Caught the Clap…From a Koala Bear?

One Direction’s Harry Styles has been spending a lot of time with his new girlfriend, Emma Ostilly. He even tried to sneak her back to his hotel room in New Zealand Sunday night but was blocked by his security. Since the band is still pretty young (mostly 18 and 19), they’ve been assigned chaperones to keep them in line… and keep the ladies out of their room.

But it’s a good thing that Emma was blocked from her lustful desires because Harry may have contracted something during this tour… Koala Chlamydia. He and Liam Payne were playing with a three-year old koala when she peed on them. They later found out that 80% of koalas have Chlamydia, which can cause pink eye, inability to control bowels, and kidney damage. Liam, who was born with only one functioning kidney, actually got really worried about it and said that he would have never picked up the koala if he would have known… but isn’t that every guys excuse?