Ants

I noticed scores of my friends here in North Louisiana complaining about the ant issues in their homes on social media. It's like it's some kind of ant plague.

Coyote Peterson (maybe not an idiot) has at least three-hundred thousand very good reasons a month to do what he does.

That means the next time you encounter fire ants, you're more likely to bit more often, and it will hurt more. Yay, spring!