As it turns out, her upset tummy had nothing to do with cunning tactician and amazing cook General Tso, but was actually a sign that the issue had started 37 weeks earlier.
"Chinese Food" is the latest video from Patrice Wilson's company PMW Live, the same folks who unleashed Rebecca Black's "Friday" to an unsuspecting public some time back. In it, 12-year-old Alison Gold sings about clubbing, lists items from a Chinese restaurant menu and frolics with a panda, or someone in a panda suit.
How freaky is this video? See for yourself.