chinese food

That charge could land the 61 year old restaurant owner in jail for up to 30 days and cost him up to $750 in fines.

As it turns out, her upset tummy had nothing to do with cunning tactician and amazing cook General Tso, but was actually a sign that the issue had started 37 weeks earlier.

"Chinese Food" is the latest video from Patrice Wilson's company PMW Live, the same folks who unleashed Rebecca Black's "Friday" to an unsuspecting public some time back. In it, 12-year-old Alison Gold sings about clubbing, lists items from a Chinese restaurant menu and frolics with a panda, or someone in a panda suit. How freaky is this video? See for yourself.