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For those who don't know, last week I severely burnt my hand while cooking for my kids. The story is a little stranger than you might expect.

I've seen people do this while staring at their phone, but to just be that oblivious to life is beyond me.

Come quick everyone, have a laugh at my pain.

This is the dad-fail of 2019.

You know things aren't going well for you when the internet knows you as "Flagpole Girl".

We've all seen the Saints billboards in Atlanta, but you won't be seeing any Falcons billboards in New Orleans.

Before you cannonball into a cold body of water, make sure the water isn't completely frozen.

Someone send Clawed the Mudbug up north to show them how to properly use a t-shirt cannon.

Of course, she was high on meth. You have to see this video!

I hope I'm never robbed at gunpoint, but if I am, I hope it's this guy.

Well, that's one way to screw yourself out of getting a good deal.

These "loss prevention officers" were no match for this shoplifter.