Unfortunately for the joyriding whistle-jockies, the school campus strictly forbids alcohol. They also frown heavily upon joyriding in a bus to acquire it.
I have a theory on how to tweet... Think of a tweet and type it but DON'T PRESS SEND. Read it over and if you still think it's a good idea in ten minutes, then tweet away.
If everyone shared my tweeting method, there would be a lot less unemployment in America!