"Business in the front, party in the back!" Maaaan, I hate mullets.
I have hated mullets since I was a wee child growing up in the 70s and 80s. The boys in my classes had either bowl haircuts or mullets, there was no in-between...
Shampoo and conditioner made of squid ink may sound gross at first, but believe me, it's freaking awesome! My hair dresser had me try it last week and it made my hair so smooth, I had to take some home.