John Turturro

Nobody still screws with the Jesus.

‘The Jesus Rolls’ opens in theaters in March.

‘The Jesus Rolls’ will feature John Turturro’s outlandish bowler in his own story.

‘Going Places’ will follow Turturro’s Jesus Quintana as he gets out of jail.

With the recent announcement that Transformers: The Last Knight would be hitting theaters two days earlier  —  moving from Friday, June 23 to Wednesday, June 21  —  fans are closer than ever to seeing their favorite Autobots (and humans) throw down against a reluctantly evil Optimus Prime. This is the summer of heel turns by beloved franchise characters; first we saw Vin Diesel’s Dominic Toretto betray his family in The Fate of the Furious, and now we’re counting down the days until Optimus Prime stabs Bumblebee in the face. Rough summer for heroes, it would seem.

In news that might make you go “Uhh…,” John Turturro is reportedly filming a secret spinoff to The Big Lebowski. Turturro is said to be shooting the new film, which is based on his salacious Jesus Quintana character from the Coens’ cult classic, under a misleading production title in New York. The only thing more surprising than this movie is its bizarre plot.

Here's a teaser video from the new Transformers movie featuring the chick who's replacing Megan Fox.  (Also Patrick Dempsey)