Jurassic Park

Shooting is underway on the final chapter of the ‘JW’ trilogy.

This is a cryptic tweet ... but maybe not so cryptic.

Life finds a way.

‘Paddington,’ ‘Jurassic Park,’ ‘Amelie’ and more are about to leave Netflix.

First off - I thought we all decided that Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

Your artists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should — which, in this case, is actually good for humanity because a massive open-shirted Jeff Goldblum statue has magically appeared in front of the Tower Bridge in London.

We want to eat there so bad.

From what we hear about Jurassic World 2, it’s going to be a heck of a lot different from Jurassic World, and from most of the rest of the Jurassic movies. We don’t know a ton about the plot, but we do know that the dinosaurs will be used as a kind of metaphor for the treatment of animals in modern society. There’s a lot this movie can do with this: the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park are genetically engineered, making them, by law, property of the InGen bioengineering company. But how can you own a living creature, really? James Cromwell says that his Jurassic World 2 character will be used to examine this situation.

How do you propose to a humongous Jurassic Park fan? Uh, exactly like this.

In case you're wondering how to "win" a movie premiere, this is it! Some guy dressed up in his finest "Jurassic Park" outfit to see the new, record-breaking, "Jurassic World" movie. For any average man that loves to get a laugh, the outfit would have been more than enough. Not for this man. Not for this legend.

When all you care about is money, bad things happen. That’s the message of Jurassic World, where greedy theme-park executives hoping to spike attendance engineer the “Indominus Rex,” a genetically-modified dinosaur that immediately turns on its creators and runs amok. Designed as a cautionary tale about the dangers of building a meaner, badder monster purely for the sake of profits, Jurassic World works equally well as a cautionary tale about doing the same thing in movies. All of the rationalizations provided by Jurassic World’s employees — “Consumers want them bigger, louder, more teeth.” “Somebody’s gotta make sure this company has a future!” — could have been taken directly out of the mouths of the studio executives who approved this gene splice of a reboot and a sequel. Their creation — the Indominus or the movie, there’s basically no difference — is as advertised; huge, mean, and visually striking. But this experiment is not without consequences.

Jeff Goldblum is one of my favorite actors ever. I've always loved him in whatever he's in, then this video goes viral and now I love him even more! I've seen Jurassic Park, I don't know, a million times. I'm sure you have as well. Heck, in this video, Goldblum even admits that the average person has seen it a ton of times...