naked

Yep. It's a thing, and this city has some of the least-restrictive laws on outdoor nudity.

You might have thought about doing this at least once in your life!

Bossier City police and fire assist a naked woman and get her to the hospital for help.

Pennington tried explaining to the arresting officers that he was merely airing out his birthday suit after his actual clothes got wet.

He told authorities that clothing 'impairs the aerodynamics of the body', so at least there was a little logic behind his airport nakedness ... kind of.

If the man isn't being inappropriate or touching himself he is well within his rights to rock his birthday suit on his own property. Police have advised the neighbors to just look the other way.

Dr Neil Stanley says that during a heat wave, your birthday suit may not be the best set of pajamas.

If there was a gym in the Shreveport / Bossier City area that would allow you to pump iron in the buff, would you?

The suspect resisted arrest and was subsequently bitten by Taco and tasered.

Well they survived...

The scientists must not be aware of mosquitoes.

Clearly the story is pretty outrageous. Watch up close footage of Kony's Founder, Jason Russell's, naked meltdown. It is the stuff of legends! Check out the video here!