Is Texas getting ready for a solar eclipse or the apocalypse and what do STDs have to do with it? And an even better question, is Texas ready for what happens April 8th?
No, it is not because the aliens that are planning to take over our planet will be jamming up the systems so there's no way we can call for help when they arrive during the solar eclipse. (Well, at least we've not officially heard that being confirmed. Yes, I'm kidding for Pete's sake.)
Besides, if aliens were going to be invading our entire planet, who on earth would we call for help anyway?
Have you seen the signs popping up in Texas reminding residents to get ready for the solar eclipse on April 8, 2024? Is This a solar eclipse or the apocalypse?