Pardon me while I go on a tangent for a moment. (Gosh, I am such a nerd when my brain automatically goes to Trig-mode when I use the word tangent.)
So, I've mentioned before how I wish I would have had the foresight to change the names in my phone of all the dudes I had no intention of talking to again to "Do Not Answer...
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
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