You Can Now Have You Exorcism Performed Over the Phone
We all know how inconvenient traveling to the Vatican can be to have your exorcism professionally conducted. Not to mention, the number of exorcisms is on a rise and their is a strong demand for priests. Well, now you can have it done by phone. Which is convenient for your and the priests!
According to Reuters, this week at the Vatican 200 priests have come to take courses on demon possession, step by step guide to exorcisms, and how to tell the difference between mental illness and actual possession.
One of the speakers, Cardinal Ernest Simoni of Albania, mentioned that he performs his exorcisms by phone. He explained that "he would read the prayers of exorcism in Latin over the phone just as he would if performing the lengthy rite in person."