I am angry. Aggravated. Furious. Not happy.

The fine folks at Distractify, (didn't even know that was a website) decided to shame parents around the country by announce the most ridiculous baby names of 2015.

They released eleven days

 

  • Pheonix
  • Danger
  • Jupiter 
  • Haze 
  • Casseopeia 
  • Royalty 
  • Rainbow 
  • Keno 
  • Joule 
  • Kitana

 

I know you're thinking, "Jay, that's only ten, and what are you mad about?"

That answer is simple. Their eleventh name is RIVER!!!

You know River, my three year old daughter.

Here's what she thought of this silly list!

 

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