Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Simon Cowell Begs for Mercy as Demi Lovato Shares Hilariously Bad Old Photos of Him
Just in time for the upcoming season of the 'X Factor,' Demi Lovato has reminded us of her amazing love/hate relationship with fellow judge and show creator Simon Cowell -- by sharing a laughably awful old photo of him. And it wasn't the first time.
We're assuming she broke into his house ninja-style to obtain the vintage snaps.
Robert Downey Jr. Made a Child Cry Because Iron Man Wasn’t in His Iron Man Suit [PHOTO]
Eighteen-month old 'Iron Man' fan Jaxson Denno's world was shattered when, much to his dismay, he discovered that Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jr., does not wear the Iron Man suit 24/7.
LeAnn Rimes’ New Album ‘Spitfire’ Tanks
LeAnn Rimes had high hopes for her new album 'Spitfire,' which, according to her, is all about how hard it was to cheat on her husband with a married man. But the public didn't buy it -- not just her tears during interviews, but her music either.
As a result, 'Spitfire' sold a measly 10,798 copies in its first week. Womp womp.
Lindsay Lohan Leaves Betty Ford and Relocates to a Malibu Rehab Center
After 30 days, Lindsay Lohan has left the Betty Ford Clinic to complete the remainder of her 90-day court mandated rehab stint at the Cliffside Center in Malibu. And everyone -- prosecutors included -- signed off on the deal.
Pink’s Husband Carey Hart + His Friend Had a Ball-Kicking Scuffle With a Paparazzo [VIDEO]
Carey Hart -- truck and motorcycle racer and husband of Pink -- got into a fight with a photographer on Wednesday night (June 12) in Malibu after the shutterbug allegedly started taking photos of Pink changing daughter Willow's diaper.
This did not sit well with Hart or the friend who was with them, and ball-kicking supposedly ensued shortly thereafter.
Charlie Sheen May Be Looking to Add Farrah Abraham to His Collection of ‘Goddesses’
Charlie Sheen collects porn star girlfriends (whom he's often dubbed his "goddesses") like Leonardo DiCaprio collects supermodels, so it should come as no surprise that the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' herself, Farrah Abraham, received a call from everyone's favorite warlock.
Adam Lambert Talks Pride, Integrity, and Glamberts [AUDIO]
As part of Pittsburgh Pride Week, Adam Lambert will be the headliner for the city's "Pride in the Street Festival" on Saturday, June 15. And in a new interview with a local radio station, he proved yet again that he's a humble, all-around nice guy who just strives to use his celebrity standing for good.
Jennifer Aniston + Justin Theroux Will Probably Delay Their Walk Down the Aisle Again
Justin Theroux may have put a ring on Jennifer Aniston, but that doesn't mean the busy couple plans to walk down the aisle anytime soon. Now they're saying they may push the wedding back to Christmas time.
Insert every OMG JENNIFER ANISTON IS TOTES PREGNANT THIS TIME tabloid article here.
Rachel Uchitel + Matt Hahn Are Getting Divorced and We Anticipate a Bloodbath
Rachel Uchitel (whom you may know better as Mistress Number One in the Tiger Woods scandal, or that chick with whom 'Bones' star David Boreanaz had a marriage-saving affair) and her husband of just two years, Matt Hahn, are filing for divorce -- and boy, is it gonna be messy.
Penn Badgley + Zoe Kravitz Call It Quits
Multiple sources report 'Gossip Girl' star Penn Badgley and model/actress Zoe Kravitz, who began dating in the summer of 2011, are kaput.
Adam Lambert Wins a Dream Date With Joan Rivers and It’s Adorable [VIDEO]
Adam Lambert, a self-proclaimed "Joan Ranger," was on E!'s 'Fashion Police' last night (June 10) competing in a contest to take Joan Rivers out on a belated birthday date. And surprise, surprise, he won.
Granted his competition was Gilbert Gottfried and basketball player Darius Morris -- so he kinda had this in the bag.
Scarlett Johansson Sues an Author for Using Her Name in His Novel
A word to all of you writers with hopes of one day being published: Unless you have a good lawyer, never invoke the name of Scarlett Johansson in your novel. She's likely to file suit if you do.