Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."
James Franco Gets the Anne Hathaway Hate. Oh, and He Once Turned Down Sex With Lindsay Lohan.
James Franco and Anne Hathaway have made up since their disastrous turn co-hosting the Oscars together in 2011, but we're curious to see if that tentative peace lasts once Hathaway hears the March 25 interview he did with Howard Stern -- in which Franco says he can totally understand why everyone hates her.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Ladies and gentleman, remember this former VP of the United States? He once puzzled, "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
The Best + Funniest Celebrity Photobombs
Merriam-Webster defines the term "photobomb" as ... well, absolutely nothing, because photobomb has yet to be added to the dictionary. It's more one of those "you know it when you see it" sort of things.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Swords don't kill people ... at least, not accidentally. This nerdy child actor once postulated, "I think there were a lot fewer random deaths with swords. I could be wrong. I have no idea."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Once upon a time, this actress walked with dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs. Way back when, she said, "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."
Pink Stopped a Concert to Console a Crying Little Girl Because She’s Awesome That Way [VIDEO]
The always-sublime Pink earned herself more awesome points last weekend when, as she was performing at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly on March 17, she stopped mid-song to comfort a young fan.
Charlie Sheen Says People Are Attacking Denise Richards + Their Kids Now [UPDATED]
The battle between Charlie Sheen and his daughter's former school continues, with Sheen once again sounding off on Twitter in response to what he says is bullying in response to anti-bullying -- with the victims this time being his kids and ex-wife.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former pro basketball player's dreams of being a diplomat seem even more unlikely when you remember he once said, "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Lindsay Lohan Is Glitterbombed Before Finally Agreeing to a Plea Deal + Rehab [PHOTOS]
A tired, pale and raspy Lindsay Lohan finally showed up in an L.A. court room today, March 18, about 45 minutes late to her trial for lying to the police in that car accident case from 2011. (As previously reported, she missed multiple flights before finally hopping a private jet to make it to the hearing.)
The bottom line: She finally wised up and took a plea deal.
Lil Wayne Enters His Sixth Day in the Hospital
Rapper Lil Wayne is going on day six of his time in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A. after seizures rendered him unconscious last Wednesday, March 13.
Weezy's now on the road to recovery -- this following an overdose of sizzurp that resulted in him reportedly having his stomach pumped three times, after which TMZ practically threw dirt on his body despite assurances from his friends that
A Hypothetical Look at Lindsay Lohan’s Trial – In GIF Format, Of Course
Today is the day Lindsay Lohan goes to trial because she doesn't know how plea deals work and thinks it's okay to lie to the cops even if you're currently on probation.
Assuming she makes it to court for her 8:30 a.m. PST trial (seeing as she skipped out on two flights to Los Angeles to see a band and allegedly wait for mom Dina Lohan), we imagine her day -- and the trial that follows -- will go a