I was listening to Bruno Mars' The Lazy Song as I was running through the KFC drive through window on Pines Road this afternoon for lunch and realized, not only is this song my theme song, it's like the theme to my LIFE! Bruno it spot on! Today, I really don't feel like doing anything... In fact, there's not many mornings that I wake up ready to go and the rare mornings that I do wake up refreshed and ready to take on the world, I don't have anything to do, which, like I said, is RARE! That must be why I'm always late to work. It doesn't mean I hate my job, because I don't. I quite like my job in fact. (I love it totally and completely if you're reading this at corporate!) When I get up in the morning, I've generally already hit snooze a couple of times. Then I take the dogs out and make the bed, then I put away a load of laundry and throw another load in, then I generally pick up the house, clean the cat box, give the animals fresh water and food, etc... By then I've wasted a butt load of time and I'm scrambling to get ready for work. Why? Because I'm lazy! I want to lay back down in bed and read my book. Who doesn't? But it all needs doing, right? And no one else is so that leaves me. So, is that what's really keeping me from getting my butt out the door and starting the day? I think it's all the things I know I have to do. Like today, I have to work a full day and all that entails, then haul butt out to Haughton High School to announce for Senior Night (Go Kay Lynne!!!) then haul it all the way back to Pines Road for my first Mary Kay training session (I'm so excited!!!) , then head home where Keith and Lani will be complaining because they're hungry or because I don't have exactly what they want to eat at that very moment in the pantry. Shoot me now! I think I'm going to going to compare remixes of Rihanna's S&M with the Britney Spears remix again... *sigh* That's why Bruno Mars is a genius... And why we like Jersey Shore so much because it let's us FORGET! BTW, Bruno does the Lazy Song in segment 4;)

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X

Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out

[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bruno-mars-lyrics/the-lazy-song-lyrics.html]

This is great

(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around

And get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

More From K945, The Hit Music Channel