Identical Twins Plan To Marry The Same Man

Anna and Lucy DeCinque have made quite the name for themselves in Australia.  Just imagine we had 2 identical Kim Kardashians.

Now imagine they were both dating Kanye West at the same time.  That's twice the drama, twice the eye-rolls, and twice the train-wreck.  That's what you get when these girls show up to your party.

Let's take the crazy to another level.  For the last 5 years they have been dating the same guy.  Every body in the know.  This guy isn't cheating on his girl with her sister, they are all willingly in this thing together.  It's about to get crazier...ready?

That dude up there has decided that the smartest next move for him is to marry both of them!

The problem now is that the killjoys that run the government in everything-wants-to-kill-you-land won't let them all get married.  Dry your eyes, because they are looking to hold the service in Tuscon Arizona!  Sometimes dreams come true!  I just can't understand why a guy needs two women to tell him to take out the trash for the rest of his life.  Also, if they get divorced, do each of the ladies get half of his stuff?