One of the oldest and largest lobsters ever captured was recently caught off the coast of Britain. According to Reuters, this monster was about five-feet long and weighed about nine-pounds. Try to eat that at one sitting! Lucky for this crustacean, he won’t be on the menu at Red Lobster. The fisherman that caught him turned him over to the Blue Reef Aquarium in Portsmouth, England, where the lobster will live out the rest of his life.

(from mtv news)

Tourist: *tap* *tap* *tap* Why wont he move?!?!

Lobster: "HEY YOU KIDS ... QUIT BANGING ON MY WINDOW AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!"