I'm having flashbacks to my smurfs post.

Dude sets a record of surfing a 90!!!!!!!! foot tall wave ... Does he make it? Does he wipe out? Does he put on masks of dead presidents and go around robbing banks with Keanu Reeves? The suspense (and my shoes) is killing me!

I'm deeply disapointed by the lack of Beach Boys music ... or maybe some dubstep ... or maaaaaybeee beach boys dubstepped. ehhh? Who's with me?!?!