Folks here in Louisiana know how to do certain things very well. We have a very particular set of skills, you could say.

We keep a wardrobe for all four season ready and available at all times, just because it's 50 degrees and raining today doesn't mean it wont be 93 and sunny tomorrow. We know how to rip tails off of crawfish and just the head just right. We know how to love each other unconditionally. Our football teams know how to execute a fake field goal to perfection.

Most of all, we know how to drink alcohol. We train early, having milk chug sessions in school. No livers in the nation can hang with those of Louisianians. Which city is the drunkest though? Now we know the answer and number one is quite obvious.

Roadsnacks released an article detailing which cities can drink better than the rest, which you can read HERE.

How do you judge drunkenness? Here's how they did it!

 

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So what did the results show? Let's dive in it!

 

1. New Orleans

 

Population: 377,022
Divorce rate: 11.6%
Bars per capita: 3rd
Liquor stores per capita: 9th

 

2. Covington

Population: 9,146
Divorce rate: 16.2%
Bars per capita: 7th
Liquor stores per capita: 1st

3. Gretna

 

Population: 17,760
Divorce rate: 14.5%
Bars per capita: 1st
Liquor stores per capita: 7th

 

4. Leesville

 

Population: 6,989
Divorce rate: 13.5%
Bars per capita: 4th
Liquor stores per capita: 5th

 

5. Baton Rouge

 

Population: 230,212
Divorce rate: 11.5%
Bars per capita: 15th
Liquor stores per capita: 24th

 

6. Mandeville

 

Population: 12,162
Divorce rate: 13.1%
Bars per capita: 5th
Liquor stores per capita: 2nd

 

7. Gonzales

 

Population: 10,310
Divorce rate: 16%
Bars per capita: 10th
Liquor stores per capita: 16th

 

 

8. Slidell

 

Population: 27,450
Divorce rate: 11.6%
Bars per capita: 5th
Liquor stores per capita: 12th

 

9. Shreveport

 

Population: 202,189
Divorce rate: 12.8%
Bars per capita: 21st
Liquor stores per capita: 15th

 

10. Lake Charles

 

Population: 74,924
Divorce rate: 14%
Bars per capita: 11th
Liquor stores per capita: 19th

 

So there you have it, New Orleans drunk is quite different than anyone else's drunk.

If you're looking for a place to get drunk this Halloween in ninth-ranked Shreveport, join me at Phoenix Underground! $1500 costume contest and I'll be DJing until 6:00 AM!

 

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