The Secret Meaning Behind Your First Date Underwear

According to Metro, your base coat is a secret insight to your personality.  Not your tan, think one level up.  Right there between your clothes and your skin, lies the entire story of your innermost desires, fears, and dreams.

Thong

If you are sporting the barely-there thong, you like to take the bull by the horns (so to speak).  You've got no time for fancy laces and straps, but you know your worth.  You're a tiger, baby!  You prefer making the first move and, as a result, you are used to getting what you want!

Body Control (Spanx)

Practicality rules your life, you are a planner!  You think everything through, down to the very last detail.  Not only have you thought about every last possible outcome of your date, you have a corresponding plan for each of these outcomes.

Boy Shorts

You're a laid back, Netflix and chill kind of person.  Not much gets to you, and that's awesome.  Boy Shorts are the Matthew McConaughey of underwear.

Lacy

You appreciate tradition and structure, but you also LOVE to flirt!  Your most successful dates will quickly realize that there is a specific way you like to be flirted with.  They’ll need to be respectful, charming, and honest - you'll not be won over easily.

No Underwear At All

Look at you!  You are bold, passionate, and carefree!  If your date isn't in to you, their loss!  You only worry about the big things in life, and never sweat the small stuff!

BTW, I have been informed that if the SBC had a panty type, it would be a Thong 2 sizes too small.  Not sure what that means, but I have a feeling I'm going to find out!

Whatever you wear down there, just be you!