OK, I’m slightly scared now. OK, I’m more than slightly scared. Have you ever searched ‘Shreveport’ on YouTube? Let me warn you now, it’s not pretty.

From thugs and gangs to cat fights, survivalists and crazy criminals lumped in with the best in Ratchet City music (alongside real estate ads!), and you’ve got to wonder what people think about our area.

The fight video scares me the most; a lot of the women featured look underage. Please Lord, say these fights were staged for some crazy, twisted reason because I would hate to think this was happening for real and instead of onlookers breaking up the fight that they’d choose to video it.

I don’t know about you, but seeing the kid getting pushed aside during one of the fights scenes made my toes curl. God bless us… God bless us all.