Worst Nightclub Promotional Video Ever (VIDEO)

The organizers of Bounce to the Ounce, the self-proclaimed "freshest dance event in Preston (England)" put together a promotional video for the event. 

It's pretty bad.

No, I mean all the things you do NOT want to see at a nightclub are in this video. People dressed like it's 1994? Check! Women dancing while staring at you in a threatening manner? Check! Plenty of sweaty dudes? Check! A guy who looks like Mr. Clean after a three-day meth binge? Check and double-check!

Check out the video. And afterwards, I highly recommend that you take a long, hot shower. You'll need it!