Charlie Sheen Is Goddess Free!

Charlie Sheen is now completely goddess-free. Bree Olson bailed early on in the “Torpedo of Truth” tour, but Natalie Kenly hung in there until last week. That’s when Natalie reached her Sheen Saturation Point, aka SSP, and moved out of Charlie’s mansion. Charlie is so angry about it that he is demanding that she return the $160K Mercedes S63 he bought her last year.