If your relationship is anything close to this, get out of it now while you still can.

Kale Keyes found a list of relationship "rules" (above) printed out in a used car that he bought, and after seeing how ridiculous they were, he decided to post it to Twitter.

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The demands (some of them are NSFW) range from how the male recipient was expected to handle other single girls to how he would handle his friends. While we understand that every relationship has "rules," very rarely (if at all) do we see them printed out in the form of a contract.

As you would expect, reactions on Twitter were mixed.

Either way, we hope this is totally fake, but we know too many people who have told similar stories of controlling relationships. While we were able to laugh at this list, if you're in a situation this controlling, you really should get out of that toxic situation ASAP.

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