Don’t Eat the Toxic Waste Cherry Chews

This is what I call truth in advertising!

With a name like Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge you know it's gotta be good.

The company said a recent test performed by the California Department of Public Health has indicated that a lot (#8288A) of the cherry flavor candy contained elevated levels of lead (0.24 parts per million; the U.S. FDA tolerance is 0.1 ppm).
Out of an abundance of caution, according to Candy Dynamics, all lots and all flavors of the product distributed from the product's inception in 2007 through January 2011 are part of the recall.

Really, we're recalling candy from 2007? Candy doesn't last 3 minutes when I'm around (two words ... SUGAR RUSH!!!).