Do you like scary movies? ... if you answered yes then that makes one of us! I kid, I kid. This is apparently remake of a movie where a vampire lives next door to a ordinary family. Hilarity does NOT ensue! - Note: Vampire next door does NOT sparkle nor is a "vegetarian" - also this movie does not feature shirtless werewolves.

This is the hard investigative journalism I get paid for people.**

** You get what you pay for, and I'm paid to talk on the radio ... get offa my back!!