This weekend in movie theaters across America there's Cowboys, Aliens, Smurfs and Steve Carell ... sounds like my last birthday party.

I organized them in the order I'd watch them too ... (pro tip the lower down you go ... the less likely you'll see me at the movie theater. [The ONLY way you'll see me at a showing of The Smurfs is if a super hot chick dragging me there ... then you can safely assume that I'm going there only grudgingly])

Cowboys and Aliens

Crazy, Stupid, Love

The Smurfs

Also Clarissa Explains it all ... How did they know!?!?!?!?!?!?!