Nearly Half of Americans Shop Online Drunk

We've all woken up the next morning with regrets from a night of libation-fueled chicanery - but usually we know what we did (or we see it on Facebook) pretty much right away.  It's not even unheard of to find out about it a day or two later, but more and more American consumers are seeing the evidence of their drunken adventures 4 to 6 business days later when it is delivered to their door step.  According to Finder.com, about 46% of Americans who enjoy alcohol from time to time tend to enjoy it whilst knee deep in the throws of online shopping ecstasy.

All of this good-time Charlie money adds up too - to the tune of $30.43 billion, and that number is on the rise.  Last year, the average shopper spent $206 while drunk - this year, that number has skyrocketed to $447.57 per person!

Just FYI, Amazon has an awesome fanny pack / belly bag that's big enough to hold a tall boy.  And it looks like a hairy dad belly.