River Gets a Huge Minion For Her Birthday [VIDEO]

River's second year of existence wasn't so terrible, but it was certainly eventful. She said her first cuss word, hit me with a shoe, experienced April Fool's Day, punched some rain in the face, and balled like a baby at her Splash Kingdom party.

The girl deserved something big for turning three, and I delivered the biggest present I could find. No, it wasn't a Morris Bart birthday cake. (That story is HERE)

Since it was a minions party, and she is in love with those things, I figured I would give her the biggest minion I could find. Her reaction was exactly what I thought it would be:

Pure fear.

Until she found out that big mean minion was her daddy!

Here's the hilarious footage!