Samuel L Jackson ‘Retires from Acting to Start New Career as Crimefighter’ [NSFW]

At least that's what he says, in this short monologue that was written by a Redditor. Sam went to the popular website and solicited for people to donate money for Alzheimer's Association. All told $131,000 raised and counting! Watch the video and tremble in fear as you reconsider your life of crime.

Click here to learn more, donate money, and enter to win a trip to have lunch with the man himself!