Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! In honor of those swash-buckling, booty-plundering, Johnny Depp-looking Sea Dogs - I decided to run the Jolly Roger up the main mast on the Knotty Wench (that's my ship), and set sail for some joke booty!
My daughter recently found knock knock jokes. She doesn't like the real ones, though, instead she likes to just make them up on the spot. These are the worst, yet cutest knock knock jokes you'll ever hear.